Good Mood - wish I was on a beach |
So thanks to the treatment yesterday I woke in a good mood.
I also exited the bed at 10:30am. I realize to most of the world that is not
early, but for me it’s huge. I never wanted to get out of bed period, but
especially before 1pm. Normal behaviours that
are not normal for me – it still feels strange, but hopefully it continues and
gets better.
Tastes GROSS |
I took my first dose of the new medication last night. You
actually put it under your tongue and it dissolves for quick entry into your
system. First of all it tasted disgusting, then it made my tongue go numb, and
then maybe an hour and a bit later it made me sleepy. So far, after only one
dose, no side effects to report. I will continue to let you know how it
progresses.
I still do not have my car window fixed, although I can now
report I am scheduled to take it in tomorrow thanks to a Super Awesome Niece
and Nephew (you know who you are!!!!)
I have my next rTMS treatment on Thursday and then none
until March 20th. Hopefully all will be well for those 11 days….yikes.
Considering of late, it has lasted only three days, I am gravely concerned. Oh
well let’s enjoy the good feeling I have now, and hope for the best. At least
my pdoc is the one with the machine, if I go totally downhill I will just make
him start over again – we at least know it does work…
My friend forwarded this email to me and I am sorry but I
have to share it because it is SOOOO funny:
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and
your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell You which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
It doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep
or before the beep or after the beep.
But Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss , press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down,
hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.
You'll just mess it up.
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and
your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell You which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
It doesn't matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep
or before the beep or after the beep.
But Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss , press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down,
hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.
You'll just mess it up.
I hope you found that as funny as I did? If you were offended I apologize – I know I have a warped sense of humour.
Talk to y’all tomorrow…
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